A Desperate Mothers’ Prayer

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Let us pray. Father God I am a child of God What I am not is a home school teacher God. I’m at home but Lord ain’t no teaching going on round here. Father God I am your humble servant What I am not is a math teacher God Lord God the spirit of common core Has attacked our household and right now the only thing we have in common is frustration and no answer to the math problem Lord God. I asked that you send down your angels of the carry over Lord. Teach her that if you carry the one over to the tenth place You can get the answer Lord God. Lord God I am a layman in your vineyard. What I am not is a cafeteria lady Lord. Yet again the devil has attacked and sent down a tapeworm onto my child Lord God. And I need you to help her understand Lord. That just cause there is a refrigerator don’t mean the door got to be open And just cause there is a stove don’t mean the eye has to be on I am not Denny’s IHOP, Shoney’s, nor Waffle House Lord God. Lord God right now I need her to understand Is times are tough right now Lord God. But I see if things continue the way that they are going Lord God. Not only am I your child but I’m going to be an inmate. Cause I’m going to jail Lord God. I don’t look good in orange, I don’t look good in a jumpsuit. Lord God. But Lord I ask Lord that you change the way things are going right now Father God and bless every teacher cause they have a special place in heaven. Ain’t no way that I could do it Lord God ain’t no way. Amen, amen, amen

 

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  1. francis felter

    March 23, 2020 11:06 pm

    Funny she uses YouTube to post this, yet never thought to look for tutorials on YouTube. For those of you struggling to teach math, this is the best tutorials for math on YouTube (just type myteacher math into the search box).

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  2. Salvatore Parisi

    March 24, 2020 3:08 am

    "Angel of the carry-over…" Absolutely hilarious. The entire sketch is simply fabulous. My wife and I can't get enough of it. And we are praising the Almighty Loving Father that our sons are young men. Hallelujah!

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  3. A A

    March 24, 2020 3:47 am

    If you parents truly cared about your kids, you would home school or online school them. Traditional schools are not educational institutes anymore. They are community service centers for poor parents.

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  4. Nicole Noakes

    March 24, 2020 5:08 am

    I love you and want to be your friend. 😂👏🏻 🙌🏻 AMEN!!!! Made me smile in an otherwise dreadful day so a big thank you from Utah!

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  5. nichole dixon

    March 24, 2020 6:23 am

    I loooooove this prayer!! I certainly needed this prayer after my day with my 16 year old! I almost lost it LOL…Amen! Amen! Amen!!

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  6. Ana Nunez

    March 24, 2020 1:00 pm

    Please subtitles this in Spanish. I'll share it with my friends and family that doesn't speak English

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  7. melissa Bridge

    March 24, 2020 1:34 pm

    You have made my day. Truly. When I am at my wit's end I will watch this and pray with you… Laugh with you. I laughed so hard I had tears🤣😂😆

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  8. Ladorable Chandlove

    March 24, 2020 2:02 pm

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
    Thank you mother! Maybe you and Eddy B should have a YouTube conference. 🤭🤭😆

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  9. Sabrina L.

    March 24, 2020 2:08 pm

    Omg…. I needed thos.. I havent laughed this hard in ages… I feel ya!!!! Took the words right out of my prayer!!!

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  10. Pumpkinpie71 71

    March 24, 2020 3:06 pm

    Oh….sister you really got a sense of humor. I love your prayer. You speak my heart! In this terrible time when all schools shut downed or cities locked down; I have not laugh for very long time. Your prayer made me laugh so hard. Thank you and God bless you and your family.

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  11. Terry McCann

    March 24, 2020 4:18 pm

    I am a classroom teacher myself but also a parent. I can see how some parents might feel. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS.

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  12. Kelly Polizzi

    March 24, 2020 5:27 pm

    Your children were born with you teaching them. You don't need to be a qualified math or science teacher, you're already overqualified because you love them and have raised them.

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  13. Nyron Alim

    March 24, 2020 5:56 pm

    I never reply, thankyou so much for that deff refreshing and said exactly what I was thinking..smh I only have one but it feels like 5 somedays..we shall over come people

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  14. Julie Richard

    March 24, 2020 8:01 pm

    Just think if you were having to write the lessons and grading the work as well how hard that would be!

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  15. annabellewoods

    March 24, 2020 8:25 pm

    My son is severely autistic plus ADHD and not only am I not a teacher, I am not a behavioral interventionist, speech and language pathologist, occupational therapist, psychologist, or adaptive PE specialist.

    For some of us, the cure is worse than the disease. Just give my family the disease now and restart my son’s services once we’re no longer contagious. That’s my prayer.

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  16. Stephani Wooley

    March 24, 2020 8:31 pm

    God is not to be mocked. This video is not funny at all. The God of Israel does not find this video funny at all. He punishes people for mocking Him. Fear Him. He is the same God who puts death, devastation, curses, judgment and destruction on people. If you can't teach your kids math, learn how to do math and teach them how to do it, but don't play with God if you know what is best for you and your family. Shalom.

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  17. peace segbedzi

    March 24, 2020 8:36 pm

    I work with special needs preschoolers. They are a handful, but I won't trade them for anything. Miss my babies.🤗. Stay safe everyone!

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  18. Andrea Montgomery

    March 25, 2020 1:01 am

    I’m a teacher! Praise us lord! May these parents SEE what we deal with for eight hours a day!!😆

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  19. Andrea Dejarnett

    March 25, 2020 2:03 am

    K Love played this and I had to hear the entire prayer! You made me laugh gave me joy and caused my spirit to soar! I sincerely hope that the LORD blesses you FOR THE BLESSING THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN US!!!!!

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  20. Silly Cicily

    March 25, 2020 4:49 am

    Being a teacher myself, add 29 more children to the room. Hahaha. Thank for your blessings for all the teachers out there.

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  21. Smilinwolfette1978

    March 25, 2020 3:06 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂🙏💕🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS LAUGH IN A TIME OF NEED 😂😂❤️😂😂😂😂

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  22. IvoryPearl

    March 25, 2020 3:11 pm

    Love it! We needed that laugh! Thank you, Father for giving her the insight to help us laugh. Amen!

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  23. Fabulous Things By Tammy

    March 25, 2020 4:23 pm

    Congratulations! Girl, you made it all the way to the Today Show! This hade me so tickled I couldn’t quit laughing. I do appreciate all the teachers in the world and love them dearly! 😂❤️

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  24. Just Sophia

    March 25, 2020 4:37 pm

    OMG! Brandalyn, this is wet my pants funny. 😂🤣🤣Thanks for providing a moment of laughter in this very difficult period, and championing respect for educators.

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  25. carolyn sosin

    March 25, 2020 6:03 pm

    Lol, brilliant! Thank you for keeping it real and sharing joy and laughter to those who need encouragement. A merry heart doeth like good medicine. 🕊😂🙏🤣

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  26. Pam Torre

    March 25, 2020 6:36 pm

    I love my parents and I applaud their initiative and ambition. After all, parents are the first teachers their children meet. Blessings to all parents, children, and families. You all are the best!🥳

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  27. Reginald Moore

    March 25, 2020 6:59 pm

    I am doing teaching videos from k-4 .. only have 1st grade up right but if I can help please let me know how I can help lol

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  28. Margie Ura

    March 25, 2020 7:02 pm

    This is hilarious!! You need to submit your video to Jimmy Kimmel for his #QuarantimeKiller videos that he is doing every day. Please. Hope he chooses yours to entertain the nation. Good Luck!

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  29. MamaRose

    March 25, 2020 7:44 pm

    All I can do is laugh! I feel sorry for the parents, but as a retired teacher who has been subbing, all I can do is laugh!

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  30. Juanita Richardson

    March 25, 2020 9:54 pm

    I am in tearssssss…Hahahahahaha…I have a 9 yr old and an 8 yr old..both boys….PREACH!!!

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  31. Tchiya Amet

    March 25, 2020 10:10 pm

    Good Rising! hey. i homeschooled my home birthed daughters until they reached high school age. then they did independent study or went to a holistic cooking COLLEGE. i homeschooled them, led a reggae band, and TOURED, ran an organic food coop, produced festivals, taught acting for other homeschoolers. we did yoga everyday, we kept the Sabbath and other High Holy Days. We had an organic garden. I could go on…. but will stop here…. hotep

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  32. Stuart Whalen

    March 25, 2020 10:29 pm

    As a homeowner and taxpayer– I approve of all school budgets. Please Lord, (and fellow citizens) let us pay these dear teachers what they deserve. Thank you Brandalyn

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  33. ursula golden

    March 25, 2020 11:13 pm

    I love it, I love it, I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I am a preschool teacher. Most people consider us baby sitters. We are the foundation of education. I love it.

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  34. Gina Parker

    March 25, 2020 11:25 pm

    And Father God, I'm not the janitor nor the music teacher because the music stays loud. Father God this is not the theater or drama dept because its always something about nothing.

    I love, love, love this video. I always appreciate anyone who takes care of our kids, from nursery to high school, Jesus, my hats to you guys, because ain't no way.

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  35. Mandi Varnell

    March 25, 2020 11:27 pm

    OMG..pee your pants funny!!! God bless you for posting this and giving people a much needed laugh!!!

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  36. Ms. C. Brown Teaches

    March 26, 2020 2:50 am

    I'm an elementary teacher and I can only IMAGINE what parents are going through…just know that while you only have YOUR kids…imagine 7 hours in a room filled with 25 or more of them…and yet I love my job…either virtual teaching or face-to-face♡
    #praying4usall❤🙏

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  37. sw8741

    March 26, 2020 7:49 am

    Shows how much the State has taken over basic family functions. People can't even stand their own offspring. SMH.

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  38. Michelle Zemach

    March 26, 2020 11:18 am

    I shared this video with my graduate students to begin a discussion of the importance of teachers in our society. Perhaps this "mother's desperate prayers" will begin a movement in our ENTIRE society to respect, value and honor teachers in a real and meaningful way.

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