Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #11

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>>GAL GADOT, I’MMA — I’MMA? I MMA, IS THAT A WORD? I’MMA BE WONDERING WHY THAT WOMAN GOT NO TITTIES. THEY’RE HERE.>>EMMA WOTSON SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE OF GIRL I’D BE FRIENDS WITH FOR LIKE THREE DAYS AND THEN GET SICK OF BUT NOT TELL HER.>>JAKE GYLLENHAAL HAS THE MOST PUNCHABLE FACE OF ALL TIME. I’D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SOCK HIM IN HIS UGLY, SOFT, STARRY-EYED PUG FACE.>>ELISABETH MOSS LOOKS STUNNING, I THINK SHE CAN CLEAN UP WELL, DESPITE MY GRANDMOTHER’S HARSH OPINION THAT SHE’S HIDEOUS.>>I BET THAT JOHN LITHGOW’S BALL SACK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS FACE.
MY FACE IS NOT COMPLIMENTED BY MY BALL SACK IS.>>DAVE CHAPPELL HEAD DON’T FIT HIS BODY NO MORE. HE FORGOT TO EXERCISE THAT MILK DUD.>>ALL FROWNING OLD DUDES ARE JEFFREY TAM BOR TO ME. THAT’S JUST HURTFUL.>>CAN DWETH PALTROW STICK TO STEAMING HER VAGINA AND SHUT THE [ BLEEP ] UP FOR GOD SAKE.>>JENNIFER ANSTOR IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BAG OF FLOUR GETS ITS BIG BREAK. BECAUSE IT’S LIKE I’M A BAG OF FLOUR.
FUNNY.>>JIM PARSONS LOOKS LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY THAT CAME TO LIFE TO BECOME A SEX OFFENDER. OH, GOD.>>JAMIE LANSTER HAS A TINY [ BLEEP ], PASS IT ON.>>KRISTIN BELL SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON I’D BE THRILLED TO BE PAIRED UP WITH FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT BUT THEN WOULD NEVER WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HER OTHERWISE.
THAT’S PROBABLY TRUE.>>I BET JENNIFER LAWRENCE GIVES REAL UNENTHUSIASTIC [ BLEEP ]. HOW DO THEY KNOW?>>I’M GOING TO SUBMIT BOB ODENKIRK TO UGLY WHITES.>>SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME I SMILED LIKE MICHAEL KEATON AND I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE ONE MILLION SELFIES OR PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH. I’D PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.>>AT REAL DONALD TRUMP WRITES JUST TRIED WATCHING “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE,” UNWATCHABLE, TOTALLY BIASED, NOT FUNNY AND THE BALDWIN IMPERSONATION JUST CAN’T GET ANY WORSE. SAD.
>>IS KUMAIL’S [ BLEEP ] MULTIPLE COLORS. YES, EVERY SHADE OF YOUR MOM’S LIP STICKS.

 

100 Responses

  1. TheRedGameboy

    November 17, 2019 10:27 pm

    The only way to make Kumal's response harsher would be to say "every shade of ur mom's lipstick. …and butthole. …and lipstick again."

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  2. Mite O Dan

    November 18, 2019 6:36 am

    I hate when the celebrities try to be funny while reading the tweet. Just read it as a whole then reply at the end if you want.

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  3. Safika Mahamud

    November 18, 2019 5:27 pm

    A wise person said.
    π‘¬π’—π’†π’“π’š 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 π’šπ’π’–π’“ π‘΄π’π’Ž π’π’Šπ’‘π’”π’•π’Šπ’„π’Œ….
    𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆.

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  4. R Rahul

    November 19, 2019 7:08 am

    "Every shade of your mom's lipstick"
    ΰ΄Ήΰ΅‹ ΰ΄•ΰ΅Šΰ΄Ÿΰ΅‚ΰ΄°ΰ΄‚…..πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  5. Brandon Reynolds

    November 21, 2019 5:04 pm

    I love how she reaches for her breasts to make sure they are still there or whatever. She cute af ❀️😍😍😍

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  6. metaltwinke

    November 22, 2019 4:48 am

    That kumail nanjaini burn was so savage, that 100 years from now that tweeter's generational descendants will be asking their parents "why is our skin itching constantly?" . And they'll reply "well your great great grandfather tweeted a mean tweet to kumail nanjiani, and he replied with a burn so sick, that us descendants are feeling that siick burn today."

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  7. David S.

    November 28, 2019 7:27 am

    I like how they didn't even highlight that the tweet from the President. They just treated it like any other mean tweet.

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  8. The Last Magician

    November 30, 2019 2:27 am

    Who came to the comment section after Kumail Nanjiani's roast and hoped to see multiple comments about it?

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  9. the chostice league

    December 1, 2019 11:51 am

    That moment when the Jake Gyllenhaal comment turns unexpectedly flattering and you get slightly confused

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  10. the chostice league

    December 1, 2019 11:55 am

    I kinda got sad when Jennifer Aniston read hers. She seemed genuinely a bit hurt by that comment. Though it could just be my misunderstanding.

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  11. starcharger17

    December 2, 2019 6:13 am

    2:44 did anyone see that tweet came from Trump? If I were Alec Baldwin, I'd be like, "Challenge accepted!"

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  12. Dayi Abdullah

    December 2, 2019 11:11 am

    Yes. Every shade of your mom's lipsticks.
    And her butt hole.
    πŸ˜‚ I don't like him but that was savage πŸ’―πŸ’―

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  13. Young Reap

    December 7, 2019 9:08 pm

    Poor jenny didnt understand they meant that she is boring and isnt as unique as everyone makes her to be… Hence flour. Bland. Regular. Beige

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  14. My life My Rules

    December 8, 2019 2:33 am

    At least these useless celebrities… know what others say about them….

    We the slaves have to guess everything…. even our real date of birth….

    We're never told any truth about anything…. consider yourselves lucky to read these…

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  15. Grey Elf

    December 8, 2019 6:05 am

    Kumail: Every shade of our mom's lipstick…
    Me: lol damn that's pretty funny.
    Kumail: …and her butthole
    Me: JESUS CHRIST HE'S ALREADY DEAD CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE

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