Peter MacKay and Mark Critch do some yoga | 22 Minutes

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There he is Peter MacKay nobody stop the interview
nobody stop the interview nobody stop the interview. It’s really hard to interview you these days,
it’s kinda like interviewing Peter MacKay these days is kinda like trying to be at the
Calgary stampede and stay on the bull. You just gotta make sure you can hold on for
8 seconds. So how you been? Pretty well, pretty good. How you been? Great! I haven’t seen you in ages, is it just ’cause
I’m running for office that you’re back stalking me? Pretty much the only reason, yes, you’re like
a prime buck here now. The only person standing in Peter MacKay’s
way is… Peter MacKay. ‘Cause you’re still doing the goofy stuff
Peter. You guys put out that tweet about Justin Trudeau and the yoga and it didn’t go over that well, y’know and the mine’s not gonna happen. They found him in blackface in September and
you’re going back to 2013! You could come up with something better than
that don’t be bringing up the past because if you start bringing up the past and start
looking through receipts people are going to start remembering the helicopter. There’s a lot of stuff there. They’re going to start remembering the jet
down to Lobsterfest and all that stuff. The only point in going away for that long
Peter, was that people will forget all the dumb stuff you’ve done over the years. And then some people were saying, that y’know
you’re a big manly Peter MacKay the rugby player the hockey player and that maybe that
tweet was kinda making fun of Justin for y’know being a sissy yoga guy. So what I would like to ask you, do you think
you have it in you? Do you think big Peter MacKay could do some
yoga? Do you wanna yoga-off? Is that what this is? You wanna go? You want a piece of me? Oh my goodness. I brought the mat. Empty your mind. Empty your mind completely. Completely empty your mind, that should not
be a problem for you, Peter. Find your center. Little to the left… not too far to the left,
not too far to the right. Right in the center that’s where you want
to be for Canadian politics. Exactly. Okay, tree pose for Vancouver. And then bend over backwards for Alberta. Who says politicians aren’t flexible? Does this mean we’re engaged? You can balance this but can you balance the
budget? Well we’re gonna try, there’s a little bit
of a mess there. Hey this is not yoga! I’m gonna give you a wedgie for that. Alright, this is the most important pose,
Peter. Okay. Take your hands, sit on them, put them under
your bum. Right. Now look ahead, don’t say a word, and stay
here, and don’t talk, and don’t move your hands at all so you can’t type anything else
stupid on Twitter, and don’t say another word to the press until after the leadership race
is over, and you’ll win it. I’ve been looking for a campaign manager. Cool. No more. End the interview. End the interview.

 

20 Responses

  1. Gangster 3.0

    February 12, 2020 8:41 pm

    Hello I have been going for the first three days of the month of a new home this is going well I’m still at home now and it will probably go up soon but it’s just going on my lunch day so I’m not disappointed I have a lot going to do I can have a good time with you and do a family thing or something or I enjoy it and I enjoy it enjoy life I have been going on the phone for about a le and I have been to a le right about what you do to do it I enjoy it and I enjoy it so much w

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  2. ozzie444

    February 12, 2020 10:47 pm

    Wrong guy to be PM. Why doesn't anyone any good want the job? Justine Trubutthole is so corrupt and screwed up and keeps sabotaging our country that just about anyone with a heartbeat would be better and could win. But not MacKay. Max Bernier come back. Kevin O'Leary, Rona Ambrose, they'd all tear Justine a new one if they put their heart into it. Michelle Rempel has the passion and is very believable but being from Calgary and not being able to speak French it would be a hard sell for Quebec to accept her, but she'd be an excellent PM.

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  3. Emil sinclair

    February 12, 2020 10:51 pm

    So is the Federal Conservative Party leadership race looking for the best sales person to sell 'Canadian pipelines'?! Sure looks like it. Frankly, The Liberals are doing a better job…at least with PR.

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  4. camljokee

    February 13, 2020 3:24 am

    MacKay… It's pronounced Mack-eye… NOT Mah-kay!! Jesus Peter, either you're daft, or you gave up correcting people on the pronunciation long ago. I can't listen to this guy pronounce his own name wrong anymore.

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  5. smart people

    February 13, 2020 12:23 pm

    Lazy canadian living on wealfer not working hard is courropting country if you give them all the money from around world's they gambling all or drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana Canada do not have smart systems they lazy on fishing or camping travellers around world's from Toronto to Montreal to west all this place full of homeless

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  6. bj

    February 13, 2020 6:39 pm

    I am glad that the ancient wisdom of INDIA is being adapted all over the world now! But yoga is much more than flexing.. it's the basis of spiritual seeking as envisioned by the great Yogis of ancient India.. but unfortunately west has treated it just like another exercise routine like Zumba or pilates..

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  7. SumDude

    February 13, 2020 8:32 pm

    I wonder if the "I ❤️ Candian pipelines" t-shirts will still sell after the pipeline in Virginia blew up… 🤔

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  8. Sam195

    February 14, 2020 10:02 am

    Damn Peter MacKay has the Brad Pitt Benjamin Button genes man is 54 but looks more like 44 without the glasses. Add in his young family and people might think he's younger than Trudeau and his grey beard lol. If only he was bilingual in French the next election would be over before it began.

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