Pre-Show Meditation?

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Anybody need any help with anything? I got some time before the show I’m looking to put myself to good use, you know? I’m strong enough to move heavy furniture. I could try my hand at securing some of these overhead lights, I’ve never done it before but I’m a quick study. Jerry, shouldn’t you be doing your pre-show meditations? Yes, thank you, I totally forgot. He has a meditation app, he does it before every show to stay centered. (soothing music) [Meditation Narrator] Close your eyes and center yourself with an om. Omarosa. [Meditation Narrator] Pretend you’re a kitten playing with a ball of yarn. The yarn is soft. You’re having fun. Now, put your hands together and try to make it look like you have eleven fingers. (audience laughs) Now, walk in a circle with your eyes closed making whale sounds for 15 minutes or until your show starts, whichever is longer. (Jerry makes whale sounds) (audience laughs and applauds) Is that a real meditation app? No it’s an MP3 I recorded, but hey, it keeps him out of our hair. That works for me.

 

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  1. Jhn P

    August 19, 2019 5:24 pm

    He licked his hands and then no one in the audience want a handshake or high five when he came out 🤣

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