Relaxing with Tessa Brooks Vlogs


What’s up Greg it’s me Danny back with another video. I hope you guys all liked that last video I posted spooky boy, if you haven’t watched it. You should go watch it. It’s a music video I had a lot of fun making it, and it seems like you guys enjoyed it, so Thanks for that. Let me know if you want me to make more stuff like that I have other Music stuff that I’m working on so hopefully that’s something you guys are into and guys as always if you’re not a part of Greg Yet
Greg is our fandom Greg is our Family here on YouTube Greg is the strongest channel on YouTube we’re the fastest growing channel on YouTube don’t look that up And we’re also the first channel to hit a hundred million subs on YouTube and then lose it in the same day And you can’t prove that that didn’t happen so that you just have to believe me, but Greg is going strong guys We’re a movement we’re a force. I mean you wouldn’t believe the support I’ve been seeing on Twitter people are changing their names on Twitter to Greg to show their support for our movement left and right Thousands of maybe even millions of people are named Greg on Twitter now so anyway guys. I know my videos are usually like super high-energy You know jumping around Bouncing around going around you know super quick and fun and hyper, but today I really wanted to Dial it back a little bit. You know modern life in the 21st century can be a little bit overwhelming sometimes You know you got your cell phones constantly buzzing You know traffic and and you know vlogs these days are so energetic and it’s like I don’t want to deal with that You know sometimes I just want to sit and relax And so that’s what we’re gonna do today and one of my favorite ways to relax is by watching Something that I like to call a boring vlog, boring vlogs The birth of daily vloggers like casey neistat and Logan Paul say what you will about Logan Paul But his vlogs are very energetic *Logan screaming* ahHAhahH He’s always doing stuff, and you know that’s good sometimes but sometimes We just want to relax so we don’t have time for all that extra energy boring vlogs boring, (boring vlogs) You can come in all shapes and forms But my favorite boring vlogs when I’m really meditating and trying to relax are Tessa Brooks Now you may know Tessa Brooks from her famed role in its everyday bro If you remember correctly the competition was shook she was not talking book Tessa: Yo, it’s Tessa Brooks, the competitions shook.These guys up on me I got ’em with the hook lemme educate ya and I ain’t talking book Tessa Brooks is part of team 10, which is Jake Paul’s social media um Cluster and you know when Jake Paul blew up he sort of everybody in his little group blew up with him and so Tessa Brooks is one of these people who started daily vlogging because she Got all these followers from Jake Paul now. I think she has almost three million subscribers like 2.8 million She’s doing pretty well for herself, and I really like her vlogs because they’re so there’s just so easy You know she doesn’t add in all of that extra stuff like humor or cleverness or Excitement it’s just you know plain and simple daily vlog What you see is what you get so… What I want to do with you today is just go through one of her vlogs and just relax So that’s what we’re gonna. So this is one of her most recent vlogs. I think it’s from about a week ago It’s called I friend-zoned him other youtubers will title their vlogs. You know. I lost all my money or Finally losing my virginity But Tessa Brooks does not go for all the you know really attention grabbers. Just I friend-zoned him now It is written in all caps which you know tends to get your attention But I friend-zoned him like I mean it’s not like she’s flying on a private jet or got in a car crash or anything like That she’s just you know, i friend zoned him (like you usually do) so let’s let’s watch this video Friendzone So she’s got this little exciting bit Before the vlog starts a lot of vlogs do this where they’ll show like the most exciting part of the vlog at the very beginning to pique your interest and then play their little Intro title thing and then go into the vlog now Usually it’s something really crazy like somebody getting you know punched in the face, or you know at least something like oh my god What are we gonna? Do this is crazy? What how are we gonna? You know it makes you uh? It makes you want to know what happens in the rest of the vlog but for Tessa Brooks You know she doesn’t want to surprise you she doesn’t want to leave you on the edge of your seat So she just shows you her friend zoning him in the first uhhhh Not even three seconds of the vlog you know I’m joking about this But I actually think I should start adding these into my videos I think it would get your interest going a little bit before the video starts You know so let’s rewind back to the beginning of this video and let’s stick in the most Interesting part and and then and then cut to my title which I’ll I guess I also have to make because I don’t have one They said that a nuke from North Korea was heading towards the u.s. O_O All right Is your interest piqued I bet you’re waiting to see how that happens, okay, so back to the vlog. What’s up guys right now We’re on That I’m sorry that hat what is that is that you is she a sailor or a 19th century chimney sweep what does that hat what I mean really are you a jockey the Hat makes no sense right now We’re at the radio station. We are about to come clean. You know Okay, so we’re at a radio station. This is nice. You know she’s about to go on a radio show that’s very exciting She’s a very popular youtuber, so she’s gonna show us what the experience of being on the radio is all about Okay so that So that it’s I guess it’s over now and that’s all she showed. You know that’s nice. I mean we’re relaxing You know I don’t want to see all of that exciting radio show stuff I just want to see bright before and right after it so I guess we’re moving on to the next thing now Tessa I don’t want to freak you out, but um we haven’t done that thing that we do in every vlog and its already been like two or three vlogs Since we’ve been in Hawaii.Are you thinking what I’m thinking. Im thinking what you’re thinking *kissy noise?* More just simple just not giving a shit. How your vlog turns out, it’s so relaxing There’s this clip just full of wind noise where you can’t even hear what he’s saying is. It’s just like And she doesn’t she doesn’t even care enough to Edit that part out she sticks it in anyways And it’s just so refreshing to see that level of literally not giving a shit I love having this group of kids – they all vlog so every time. They show another kid. They’re like also filming I feel like all their vlogs are just like filming the exact same thing from different angles (boring vlogs) Alright guys so we just surfed for about an hour, it was awsome The waves weren’t the best but like- crushed it yeahh Okay now they’re at the beach this will be this will be nice and relaxing the sounds of the waves She said she already went surfing for an hour. I’m not Not really sure why she didn’t show any of that, but maybe I mean they’re still at the beach Maybe they’ll do it some more and we’ll get to see a little bit of what they’re doing at the beach ohohoh sweet dude, lets go back out there buddy Let’s go back out there see now we’re gonna get some sweet surfing activity. Alright guys we just finished at the beach We’ve been here for like I don’t know how long but it’s been a long time oh They’re done at the beach like it I mean we don’t really get to see them do anything just sort of sit there and talk I mean she said that they went surfing, but we didn’t even get to see it. I mean not that I care I love I love this I love boring vlogs b o r i n g v l o g s Who cares about surfing who cares about radio shows? I mean I all I want is to hear Tessa Brooks Tell me that she did those things. I don’t want to see it. I mean God forbid. Please don’t show me surfing right now I’m trying to relax. Let’s see what she does next After we went to the beach I came back to the hotel. I took a nap, but now fireworks are going Oh, she said her hotel now and now fireworks are going on. That’s cool. That’s exciting. Let’s watch some more of this alright guys we’re at dinner And they’re at a restaurant okay, so no more that we’re really jumping around a lot here I’m really starting to feel like we’re not actually seeing her do anything in these vlogs I mean call me crazy But it seems like every time She’s about to do something she stops vlogging and then right when she’s done she vlogs again and says okay I just did that thing and we don’t even get to see it We don’t even get to see her surf we don’t get to see the fireworks We don’t get to see the radio show where are we gonna get to see anything? I just feel like I’m on a really heavy drug, and I’m hanging out with them and I just keep like blacking out and coming back in while they’re like in the middle of a Conversation like okay time to go surfing, and then it just black out again And then just come back to and they’re like now we’re at a restaurant, and I’m like okay black out again come back now They’re all laughing, and I’m like what what’s the joke it’s a little disorienting I gotta be honest the boring vlogs were not not quite as relaxing as I had hoped it’s actually quite jarring. It’s actually quite jarring I drink out of jars *slurrrp* tristan is very hangry and he’s been kind of in a really bad mood. Tessa- He’s so hangry. “friends”- so hangry (so hangry) They’re just talking hangry he’s had he was hangry. He was angry. He was hangry. They’re just repeating what each other said hangry hAnGRY hanGry we’re offended Okay, so now. This is this is the boring vlog content I was looking for they’re just at a restaurant in one place, and they’re not even doing anything funny They’re just literally just talking a dinner and laughing I don’t really know what they’re laughing about because they keep cutting away from like whenever it’s supposed to be funny I’m now. I’m feeling a little bit. You know Zen. I guess a little bit relaxed chUgachugAchugachUGA chOo cHoo (more baby talk) (quality content) thats not what he just did That was kinda weird First though I mean the licking was weird, but I am the just a random meme edited in the middle I mean some other vloggers do that I think Logan Paul does that sometimes? But it’s usually not just like music just doesn’t cut to Silence with that meme for like three seconds like everything just stops, and it’s just a silent gif I mean at least just keep had some sort of sound. That’s weird. You’re just gonna stop stop mid conversation and add in a mem- that It makes no sense Oh ayYYYY God look at the people sitting next to them there’s people next to them. This is one of those hibachi grills Where you sit at a table full of like eight people and four of them are youtubers? Can you imagine going to a hibachi grill and paying like fifty dollars for a meal and you’re sitting next to Tessa Brooks? I don’t think I can handle it and Not just because of the hat. They’re just like laughing and Dabbing and pulling out a camera every five seconds right after something interesting happens also Why is the audio so bad I mean for the whole video. It’s been bad, right? (yes) dbjkcbjskadjs It’s like it’s either like she’s covering the microphone with her thumb the entire time or she’s like just Screaming or her I guess our camera must be broken. This is I mean this is next-level Not giving you shit what your fucks look like she’s like you know what I got 2.8 Million subs in like two months because of Jake Paul. I honestly don’t have to try at all and She’s doing a good job. I guess this video has six hundred thousand views And I guess that’s just the magic of boring vlogs b o r i n g v l o g s and shes always out of focus She’s never in focus in any of the shots. It’s like dude. You have enough money to buy a new camera that hat that Sell the Hat Buy a new camera that hats gotta be some design It’s got to be like a Gucci hat or something and that’s why you’re wearing it so sell the Hat and please buy a camera that doesn’t look and sound like a 2004 Mac web cam (shitty audio) All right, we’re leaving the restaurant now towards the end of the vlog and I’m guessing that the conclusion is coming up So let’s take a look at that alright guys, so we just finished dinner I am so tired we about to go back to the hotel I feel like we’ve said that we’re tired in your vlogs so many times this trip, but honestly the sun gets to us we’ve been doing a lot of things we have been doing a lot of things They’ve been doing a lot of things. I wish I could have seen literally any of the stuff that you did But you know what I mean. We’re just here to relax not to judge, which we’re trying to relax still activities for days activitiessss for daysss activities for Days, I feel like these people just don’t have personalities either that or there’s just so so lazy like They can’t even come up with a joke so they’re just repeating each other like before hangry. He was hangry. He was hangry Activities for days.shit. I don’t have anything funny to say to you know you wanted to say activities for days again yes, please All right, so that’s pretty much the end of the video Let’s take a look at some of the comments see what people are saying about this beautiful Relaxing creation that is the boring vlog? Oh my god Tessa chance is cheating on you on Instagram their B’s to girls torquing on him go to Chances is the Instagram and tight Hollywood just go down and you can see chance with a girl just keep watching and you can See them kiss chances. Have a girlfriend now. I’m so mad at him That’s I don’t think that had anything to do with the video that was just some completely different drama Oh my god the audio fix your audio for fuck’s sake just mears the audio weird girl your audio Love your videos, but your audio. Yeah, I’m gonna have to agree with those comments like it was so bad that hat is kind of terrible That has a hundred and seventy nine lights A comment on her own video a hundred and seventy nine of her fans were like yep. That’s true. I mean what even What are you the captain of a ship or a? Newspaper boy in the 1930s all I know is that I need that hat Okay, so you may be asking yourself, okay, Danny? That was a pretty weird bad vlog, but why don’t you pick that? Why did you pick this for us to watch and it actually is kind of significant? I think it’s the exact embodiment of what I think is one of the things that’s wrong with YouTube right now There’s this pressure to post every single day I mean Tessa herself can attest to that as she was a featured and it’s every day Bro where the competition shook and she was? Not talking book if you want to get as many views as possible you have to post every day And if you don’t YouTube’s gonna stop recommending you to as many people that’s just how the algorithm works But for people who don’t have very Interesting lives or for people who just don’t give a shit about what their content looks like daily vlogs just become garbage like this I mean what happened in this vlog she went to a radio show we didn’t see that she went to the beach she surfed Twice and we didn’t see it either time she went to a restaurant and then just ate and annoyed the people around her I mean There’s no like there was no anything like at the beginning of some of Tessa’s vlogs and some other vlogs, too They’ll just say like okay This isn’t gonna be a very interesting day, but let’s go let’s vlog it anyway And it’s like maybe if you’re not gonna have an interesting day Or if you’re gonna do a bunch of stuff that you can’t film just like don’t vlog There’s nothing forcing you to be a daily vlogger and to vlog on days like this where you’re not doing anything or just Tessa in general because she doesn’t actually ever show her doing anything It’s just greedy to make a video where nothing happens anyway That’s enough of my rant the positive side is I’ve always kind of wanted to vlog myself I’ve always felt like I just don’t have an exciting enough life to vlog Tess has shown me that it really doesn’t matter what you do in a day or How you present it. It just matters that you film something And edit it together with some silent memes In the middle just randomly and that’s all you need so you know what I don’t see any reason why I can’t Start daily vlogging so I did I made a daily vlog and you can see it. I’m gonna play it right after this It’s it’s a little bit inspired by Tessa Brooks, so it’s you know shout out to her I sort of jacked her style a little bit, but I hope you like it so here. It is. What’s up guys It’s me Danny back with another vlog. I’ve got a lot planned today. I’m so excited. I just got ready I just got out of the shower, and now I’m gonna go to breakfast. Let’s do this Alright guys. I just went to breakfast it was super tasty I wish you guys could have seen it we had so much fun at breakfast a lot of funny stuff happened now I’ve got something super cool planned. I’m gonna be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show I’m so excited, so I’m about to head to the studio, and I’m gonna be on Ellen. I’m so excited. Let’s do this Alright guys. I was on Ellen. She was really nice, and she really likes me, and she thinks I’m super funny there were some weird Siren going off like there. They said that a nuke from North Korea was heading towards the U.S. Not really sure what that’s all about, but I’m about to go be on Jimmy Kimmel, so that’s gonna be super fun And I wish you guys could see it, but um, but I’m going to be on Jimmy Kimmel now, Shh All right guys. I was on Jimmy Kimmel, but halfway through filming a nuclear warhead touched down somewhere in the Midwest We’re not exactly sure where but now I’m gonna go to Chili’s Alright guys, I’m back from Chili’s that was a delicious meal alright guys. Well. That’s gonna wrap it up for this vlog I really wish I could have shown you more of what happened in my day But you know so make sure you hit that subscribe button and I’ll see you guys next time alright guys well I hope you enjoyed that vlog I think that it was very good and that I’m not being sarcastic and so hopefully you guys enjoyed this video guys remember if you’re not a part of Greg make sure you hit that subscribe button and turn on my Notifications shout out to FM, Abigail. Thank you for turning on my notifications You are truly Greg, and it means the world to me. If you haven’t checked out spooky boy. Yet go check it out It’s also on iTunes and Spotify the links are in the description for that video so go check it out I hope you enjoyed this video, and I’ll see you guys next time


100 Responses

  1. Ellace

    February 17, 2020 4:21 am

    after much deliberation… i have decided that i would watch you vlog simply because i need help picturing you being a human being like grocery shopping or driving

  2. Spencer Barrett

    February 18, 2020 2:42 pm

    Why is her camera so shit the quality would be better if she filmed it with her phone, does she just not know how to use a camera despite it literally being her career

  3. randomhavoc123

    February 23, 2020 3:58 am

    Is it weird that the first thing I noticed was that Danny's facial skin looks really good in this video? Like damn lemme get a skincare routine video plz I need to know what you're using on your face to get it that smooth

  4. These toes aren’t gonna suck themselves

    February 24, 2020 5:59 pm

    Danny really thought he could edit in Tessa’s vlog at the end and pretend it was him without us noticing LOL

  5. Charlotte SAINTIGNY

    February 26, 2020 4:47 pm

    it may be boring but she's living her best life and seems genuinely happy unlike most vlogers who film everything and see their trips through phones and cameras. I think she's cute. It's an honest vlog I guess.

  6. lola johnson

    February 27, 2020 8:37 pm

    The thing about danny is when hes talking I never know if hes been serious or just taking the piss it took me like 5 mins to realise he wants been serious at the intro 🙊

  7. dudeinco

    March 1, 2020 2:24 pm

    This isn't the boring blog effect… it's the hot girl effect. You don't have to be interesting when you're hot.

  8. cubbleshasreturned

    March 2, 2020 5:11 pm

    I don't care that he was on Ellen. I don't care that there was a nuclear strike. But I am FUMING!!! that he didn't vlog himself at Chili's

  9. Hannah Smith

    March 5, 2020 8:20 pm

    Idk why, but her early 2000's paris hilton britney spears hat bothered me soooooo much.

  10. Elijah Jacobs

    March 6, 2020 9:46 pm

    Imagine crouching down and then just winging a glass at the ground directly below your exposed face.

  11. Clemente Chutney

    March 7, 2020 4:40 pm

    I don’t understand… he just ranted her whole vlogging style and then he did one just like it????????? Uhm mr hypocrisy right there 😉

  12. Skylar Webb

    March 7, 2020 8:47 pm

    This video, but unironically. I have no idea who Tessa Brooks is, but imo she's got the right idea here. A bunch of followers from a video she did, so she puts out content while also not completely focusing on just the content. She's out there living her life without feeling like she needs to record every second of it

  13. Trish

    March 10, 2020 9:12 am

    To her credit, at least she doesn't make up stuff. 100% authentic, one of us, living a normal boring life.

  14. SweetyBelle AndThePack

    March 10, 2020 3:29 pm

    Him:". . .or 'I lost my virginity'"

  15. Alice Cloud

    March 21, 2020 1:02 am

    The thing is her life is so crazy she should be able to make interesting vlogs pretty easy I know you tubers who make going to school more interesting then Tessa going to the beach


    March 23, 2020 2:45 am

    "Boring vlogs is the best vlogger brooo, Nice hat and camera quality. And it was amazing how she showed her surfing, fireworks, Radio records and didnt of course show any boring stuff"

  17. entropic flux

    March 24, 2020 2:18 am

    the gif. was the only good part. you're being too nit-picky there. it was an appropriate choice and the silence was perfect given the context of the use. it highlighted the shock everybody was feeling when they saw that boy lean over and lick the entire side of that poor girl's face.

  18. TheBrazilRules

    March 24, 2020 1:15 pm

    When he complains about the hat, the only thing on my mind was that she sounds like a teenage boy, so it was very funny he doing the "What am I watching?" face

  19. Torizuta Himige

    March 25, 2020 5:05 am

    Bruh watching this from 2020

    Y u looking like puberty havnt crashed on u yet
    A loving fan~

  20. Sax and Relax

    March 26, 2020 2:14 pm

    “i feel like i’m on a really heavy drug…” that’s it, i’m subscribing to Tessa Brooks

  21. Phoenix

    March 26, 2020 3:55 pm

    I think it’s very considerate of her. She’s not forcing us to be on the edge of our seats, and she’s not forcing our hearts to speed up.


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